Glitz! Showgirls! A giant, gaudy elephant! This flamboyant nightclub-cum-bordello writhing with tassels, tits and tuberculosis is the number one pleasure-spot where every vivacious Victorian with a taste for the unrestrained wants to be this Christmas Eve. Everyone, that is, except stuffy old Ebby Scrooge – a greedy, hateful miser who detests merriment. But when some spooky ghosts push his buttons, can-can Scrooge find love and learn the true meaning of a jolly winter festival before his soul is doomed forever?