Not Now Bernard

10th October 2026 @ 2:00 pm - 3:00 pm

Front Room Weston-Super-Mare, Weston-Super-Mare, BS23 1FF

Bernard’s got a problem. There’s a monster in the garden… but his mum and dad are too busy to notice. So Bernard does what any sensible child would do — he tries to befriend it. That doesn’t quite go to plan.

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‘There’s a monster in the garden and it’s going to eat me.’

Bernard’s got a problem. There’s a monster in the garden… but his mum and dad are too busy to notice. So Bernard does what any sensible child would do — he tries to befriend it. That doesn’t quite go to plan.

A wildly funny, physical theatre adaptation of David McKee’s much-loved picture book, bursting with chaos, live music made from instruments and household objects, and an ENORMOUS purple monster.
This is a story about being heard, getting noticed, and what happens when grown-ups are just too busy — told with comedy, imagination, and plenty of mischief.

Created by Roustabout Theatre, based on the book by David McKee.

With integrated Makaton, this accessible production is suitable for everyone aged 3+.

Supported by Arts Council England, The Egg, and Front Room Theatre.

Not Now Bernard © David McKee 1980, published by Andersen Press Ltd

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